I write books. Some of them are funny, ha-ha, and some of them are funny, strange. Several of them are #1 NYT Bestsellers. I play several musical instruments (most infamously, the bagpipes) and make art in several media (most typically, colored pencils).
Currently I live in the Shenandoah Valley in Virginia with my husband, my two children, some cows, seven dogs, an interminable number of miniature silky fainting goats, and a mating pair of growly tuner cars. I like things that go.